submitted by Mike Simcik
We have had the Un-Civil War generation 1845 to 1880 and the Lost generation from 1890 to 1915.
The Interbellum generation was from 1901 to 1913 and the Greatest generation from 1910 to 1924.
The Silent generation was from 1925 to 1945 and the Baby Boomers from 1946 to 1964.
Then we had Generation X from 1965 to 1979 and the Xennials from 1975 to 1985.
Next came Generation Y and the Millennial’s 1980 to 1994 and Generation Z from 1995 to 2012.
More recently came the Alpha generation, 2013 to 2017, now we have the IT generation 2018 to ?.
We call this the IT generation because there is no more gender allowed in public or private use. Yes, that means anyone can apply to anything using only a last name. No more gender names can be used like Bill or Mary or John and Jane not to mention Mr. & Mrs. We will all become known as It! Think of all the possibilities, we can be male today and female tomorrow.
When a crime occurs, here is what you tell the law enforcement officers when they ask you to describe the Perpetrator; it had some hair and was wearing cloths. That’s all you can say because we can’t offend any one by mentioning race, color, or sexuality. That would be targeting! We can’t mention any defects, nor can we say average height, tall, short, fat or skinny because that would be too demeaning.
The new America has reduced its intellect to the level of a one-celled amoeba! It no longer has the ability to define and direct its own culture, society, and future. We are reverting to a mindless mass of green goo, floating aimlessly in a toxic waste pond. And then we wonder why the world no longer respects or looks to us for help and guidance.
When the doctor stands over my deathbed, telling me it’s time for me to go, and since I have no gender my parting shot will be, “Well paint me yellow and call me a taxi!” I’m ready.
Imagine yourself in a tavern or restaurant, and after having a few beers you walk to a single bathroom with no door only a question mark above it in place of “male or female”. You now have the privilege of standing shoulder to shoulder at the urinals with your fellow Americans regardless of gender. I guess half of this nation must learn how to do it standing up. So proud!
Think about all the money the government, schools, and municipalities will save by having only one bathroom. We won’t even need a door to worry about or privacy walls from each other or from the public for that matter. They will be completely indifferent. After all, individuality is so outdated.
But please don’t worry about all this crap that the liberals and socialist come up with because it can all be compared to flatulence. Of course, this analysis would make the ancient wise men and profits correct once again when they said; “And this too will pass!”